I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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