Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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