So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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