she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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