Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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