When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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