We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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