i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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