i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
