She announced her abortion via fbk
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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