Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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