i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I smell like Dick and happiness
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
