If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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