my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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