Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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