Christians are straight up FREAKS
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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