They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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