We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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