He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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