i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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