He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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