You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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