are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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