You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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