Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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