We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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