Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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