There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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