Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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