is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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