"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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