this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Im part way to drunk.
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