try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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