508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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