I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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