Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
