I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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