you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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