Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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