at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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