Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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