I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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