So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
