why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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