so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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