Taylor Swift is so right about you.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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