Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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