There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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