shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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