May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize