Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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