Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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