Plan B is the new Plan A
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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