If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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