ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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